HAMMERED: (4-2007) Ursela von Dutch, grand-duaghter of the legendary and famous stripper von Dutch (of the 50s, 60s and 70s) has become a famous body woman in her own right. She is sought after by some of the most famous celeberity hot rod and rat rod owners of t5his decade. For just a dinner she will give you a free estimate of the cost for your project and once she gets her hand on it you will be forever grateful to her and proud that Ursela has worked her magic on your whip. (They say she hasn't paid for a dinner in more than 20 years.) I heard she's looking for a good right hand -- know anyone who might have one?

Cars: 27, 29, 2-32s, 35, 36, 37, 38 Fords; 28, 31 Chevys, 37 Pontiac

Animals: 1 Dogs, 5 kittens, 2 cats, 2 birds